What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

No go.

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Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

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Next, they tried...

So they tried

Just Forget it!

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Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is chudai?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

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